Photographer Job in Columbia, South Carolina

Essentially all I need is a creative,abstract thinking, guerrilla minded individual with a neat-o camera to take pictures of me around Columbia. I'm a artist and I'll be using the photos for social media and other promotional purposes for a project I'll be releasing soon. I have a few ideas in my mind, but I'm open to whatever ideas you throw at me (the weirder,the better). So if you're up for the challenge please refer to the pictures I've posted that have the look/concept I'm aiming for and feel free to contact me so we can get this photo filled adventure started. And yes, I know I'm a dork for saying that!